If I were NOT me...
What would I be... here goes:if I were a month I would be:
November, even Guns & Roses made a song on it! And it is indeed my birth month
if I were a day of the week I would be:
Fridae baby, because my life begins on a Friday
if I were a time of day I would be:
6pm, that's when I get to go home and play funky
if I were a planet I would be:
Pluto, just coz it sounds cute like the dog frm Mickey Mouse cartoon and it is so far away, and a tiny planet
if I were a sea animal I would be:
A sea-horse, who would have thought there'd be a horse down there?
if I were a direction I would be:
A bloody straight line
if I were a piece of furniture I would be:
An 'L' shaped sofa, because it's not only trendy, but you can do funky stuff on it.. while watching porn or somethin... ahahahhaha
if I were a sin I would be:
Lust... refer to the above question, enaf said.
if I were a historical figure I would be:
Julius Ceasar.. man, that "veni, vedi, vinci" quote is ON!
if I were a liquid I would be:
WKD blue...
if I were a tree I would be:
Some balak tree...
if I were a flower/plant I would be:
A poppy, keeps me happy all day
if I were a kind of weather I would be:
Break of spring, when the flowers bloom and the birds come out to play
if I were a musical instrument I would be:
A drum set!
if I were a color I would be:
Silver
if I were a vegetable I would be:
A celery stick, it's not only healthy, but yummie, plus they use it to make Bloody Mary
if I were a sound I would be:
The 'muax' sound, as in two people kissing
if I were an element I would be:
Fire
if I were a car I would be:
An ash coloured Peugot 407.. that's my ride!
if I were a song I would be:
Some explicit number by eminem
if I were a movie I would be directed by:
Yasmin Ahmad, man I love her productions.. Majulah filem Malaysia!
if I were a book I would be written by:
Some deep spiritual and soul searching piece from Paulo Coelho, and it's be great if it could be named : Nadia Decides To Win, after his book called Veronica Decides To Die
if I were a food I would be:
sambal petai, so yummie, yet stinky?
if I were a place I would be:
Ibiza, the island in Spain. Party all nite long, and people wear bikinis around me!
if I were a material I would be:
Silk... smooth and sleek
if I were a taste I would be:
'kelat' as in the taste of a young banana
if I were a scent I would be:Mango, tried the imperial leather's mango milk bath, that's what I'm talking about, or the Mango body butter frm Body Shop
if I were a word I would be:
Wicked!
if I were an object I would be:
Pieces of valuable paper we call money
if I were a body part I would be:
The butt, on a man or a woman, still looks to kill
if I were a facial _expression I would be:
The confused face
if I were a cartoon character I would be:
Stitch... that cute lil devil, always end up in trouble, even if he has good intentions
if I were a shape I would be:
A pentagon, too much of da vinci code I guess
if I were a number I would be:
I know I said 3 earlier (becoz that is my birth date), to think about it, I actually love the number 69! Bring it on...
Well, reality kicks in, and I will always be me.. nothing like said above, I guess that is the blessing of fantasy... a placebo to our aching soul
posted by WaBBa Fe$H @ 12:35 PM
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