Censored
'TooT'!! 'F*#$'!! 'B%$*!'.... cut n edit, jump to the next sceneThe common things we hear or read (or see) when the censorship board try to meddle with just the best bits. Thanx for butting in and making it all decent and clean for us.
I thought about this rite when I went to Amcorp Mall last sunday to see if they have interesting literatures. Or things. Or kittens and pups. Or weird nazi antiques. So weird, but yea, just to check it out.
Anyways, there I was with my jeans and my fav FCUK tee. Mind you, it is my fav. It has some cool stuf written on it. You can call me a big show off, but yea. I got it back when I was in Birm. It has these cool words written on it: "I've got my F, C and K, all I need is U". I think it is cool. If you dint thinks so.
So, I was there, getting off my car. And this bunch of decent tudung gals (tudung laboh kays) got off theirs. I was with baby, and I was holding hands (usual stuf). And they were looking. I am loud when I am happy. And laughing loudly. It was baby's and my lil jokes we crack, when we are happy. And so, they were looking. Yea, who cares if they do kan?
And so we went to the fleamarket. All happy and hopeful to get second hand books. Found one, and what ya know? Those decently dressed gals joined us. I was looking for murder or thriller or one of those Paulo Coelho. My fav writter on life and spiritual thoughts. Or Dan Brown (if I were lucky enaf) and guess what?
Those gals, they bought some romance book, books I dont even wanna pick up. It's got one of those really antique looking drawings with men with nice bods, shirts unbutton till their navel, on a horse (always a black stallion). Making him look like Zorro. And this woman kneeling down, as if begging him to take her on that ride. Books like that, for short are indeed, in my term are called SOFT PORN.
I am not saying it is wrong. But I left that sorta reading back when I was 18. Damnit! My issues here are why? Just why cools songs I hear with the words FREAK, or FUCK, or BITCH, or BASTARD are being censored, and kissing scenes (oh I watched men kissing while watching Alexander. But I always do when I went to Gale in Birm ----> it's a gay club!) Yea, what's with the censoring of kissing scenes. C'mon, dont act all decent on me. How many guys or girls out there havent kissed someone. And what is sooo wrong in showing affection, while you're in love. Maybe that is why people in Malaysia are getting all cracked up.
When I am angry, I listen to EMINEM. And purposely to say those 'so-called' BAD words. But that is the whole point of listening to Dre. Or Eminem.
When I am bored. I used to watched Friday porn (in the UK of course... they had it on tv). It is indeed weird, some of the things they can do... and equipment used in that process, like the swinging method. Kays, whatever. Euro trash was entertaining and at the same time, educational. Make you go "Hey, I din know you could do that...." And it actually educated one of my decent friend who didnt know shit about sex.
The thing about reading romance novels is that, it is for girls. But what about the guys? Everything is censored. I am a girl, but I am thinking about them guys who are deprived, that they would actually rape their sisters, neighbours kid, or their dogs (yurk! Hope not!) And all that murder.
Well, I just think it is pretty unfair. However, that is where the VCD and CD haram comes in. Thank to CETAK ROMPAK, who wont suck the lives out of me alive.
I just had some deep thoughts about this, when the decent girls bought disguised porn in public. I was like "what the...?!" Silly me for thinking it too deep, probably...
posted by WaBBa Fe$H @ 6:05 AM
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